8/09/2011

Fell asleep watching – south park

Dreamt about

I was on the London underground tube, but obviously it was different it had shiny green and cream polished ceramic tiles and there was more space. Every tube stop had shops and swimming pools and stuff at it and people walking around in bathrobes. I jumped on the tube and ended up in France, someone was with me I think it was this girl im seeing [@kerrydonachie] because when we emerged in French France we walked across an over pass over a busy highway and some chick asked did anyone speak French, I smiled and new this would impress @kerrydonachie so I said I did [Im remember feeling like id impress someone], she asked me to chat to a French man who seem utterly lost and confused I said “bonjour common je peux t`aide?” he said “je suis en train de trouve la gare” I then said “moi aussi, vien avec nous” and this short fat bald man walked behind us for a bit. That’s it

Rating – Strange dream and i hope the little fast man means nothing

01/09/2011

Fell asleep watching – South Park

Dreamt about

Part 1

@kerrydonachie, @annasillyseal (my sister) and myself were in a boots shop [A chemist for the Americans] but it also sold cds like a HMV or something, and some scally / chav / NED girl walked past and nudged my sister, and I said “HEY!” and she looked round and went “phhff!” and rolled her eyes, so I happened to throw my drink of beer around her, to which made her angry and I squared my shoulders (don’t know what that means) and stood in front of the two girls protecting them like some sort of hero. She ran off shouting about getting her boyfriend. Soo heres what we did……

Part 2

The three of us ran out of the shop and at some speed up the escalators, turned and looked down and the shop was being mobbed, angrily and violently being destroyed…and wouldn’t you know it, it only went and caused the bloody riots in London.

Part 3

Among the rioters I was, [not rioting] just kinda got caught up in it, and I noticed some people that I knew, specifically two guys from work. I myself did no looting or anything bad though I was resisting the temptation. When I got back to work I grassed on the two guys who were looting and felt bad about it.

Rating – crazy ass dream but was kinda fun, kinda made me feel like that night eddy got us in trouble with some chavs on a night bus in Manchester. Not great.

Meaning – not sure but then again im not sure what anything means, maybe I have a need to protect but this will always ALWAYS land me in bigger troubles, maybe we should all be cowards…but maybe fuck that.

16/04/2011

Fell asleep watching – can’t remember

Dreamt about

I was in a taxi with a criminal lawyer friend of mine, she looked different , older sadder and more weather beaten. She also had her nose pierced which she doesn’t normally, There was another lawyer chick there too but I don’t know who she/he was. Anyways apparently I was a celebrity in some sort of trouble , and she said when you get out of the taxi keep your head down and walk.

That’s it

Rating – Odd

Meaning – emmm the lawyer friend mentioned she was in that situation with Danielle llyod [who apparently is a famous person] …not sure what the ear ring or oldness was about but she has to do some pretty awful things being a criminal lawyer, like look inside peoples bums and stuff, maybe in time it makes you look like an ass.

Fell asleep watching : family guy

Dreamt about:

I was in a weird house, apparently my families house, but of course it was different. My dog and family were also there. We couldn’t go outside because there was some sort of snake, more specifically cobras pandemic. Anyways i think i was concerned that a snake could creep under the garage door, so i looked out the window and saw one slither under the garage door the i quickly barricade the door leading into the kitchen from the garage, but the snake came in. So i started throwing shoes at him and beating him with a stick, but it wasn’t the snake it had changed into a creepy crawly spider/cockroach. I eventually beat it over to my dog, A moment of panic struck me but then my awesome dog just ate it :-)

Awesome dream!

fell asleep watching nothing in particular

dreamt about:

It was old time England, like robin hood or something and there was a midget man following me around everywhere, adamant that i wasnt getting in. As to where im really unsure, he said “il be at the gate in Tullymore forest park from 8-12 asleep, you wont get in” so when i show up in tullymore he is wearing armour and we have a sword fight.

Fell asleep watching: southpark

Dreamt about:

So i was a football player for manchester united, i played midfield similar to darren fletcher, and wasnt good but surely wasnt bad, very average like darren fletcher. Any ways we had just won a major trophy and i was pictured not smiling with the rest of the team with the trophy. Apparently this became a major issue in manchester and every man utd fan in the uk showed up in Manchester, near the docks to hear my apology. Event the man city fans turned up because they supported me, while the man u fans just hated me. I made my apology and walked through the crowd, got to the train station and ran into my mate peter scullion from home and he said “i dont know you today mate”. Anyways i picked up my career and continued to play for manchester united.

Pretty cool dream

fell asleep watching: nothing but was knackered to the max from the previous night of drinking, and day of football

* pretty awful dream**

dreamt about: Clive owen the actor, was complaining to this chick, over a meal in an outdoor resturaunt. There is a field in the background. The girl he had just got pregnant, and was complaining because she had concieved in the same place as his previous wife. He then insisted that she have an abortion, which he performed by standing on her stomach and scooping the feutus out with a large orange ice cream scoop thing.

What it means: Dont want to know what it means

PART 2

i was in a night club toilet in spain , and some younger lad came up beside me and said whats the craic, i naturally blanked him the he called me a cunt. So i beat him up. The he told an old bully guy from high school (remaining nameless) and he wet my hair and put shampoo on it, then he covered my face in greese.

rubbish dream

Fell asleep watchin: nothing , but went to london and got drunk

dreamt about :

I was in a club or cinema with some mates, i was textin my friends sister whom she and he shall remain nameless, shes hot and i was trying to get her to come along, anyways in the dream i fell asleep and had another dream where i saved her life, i woke up from the dream and my mate was asking me why i was soo happy and i told him i just saved a life but i would tell him who. He figured it was his sister and was surprised, I text her andwaked round the corner and there she was. Later i had a vision of either a wasp or spider in a lucozade bottle.

What it means : dont be scared of spiders or wasps, and that i really like that girl

Fell asleep to nothing

Spent the day hung over driving from manchester to crawley, then met new flat mates and eventually went to bed.

Dreampt about:

Someone, i believe on of my uncles was an ex-lover of ella McPherson, then model (spelling) and i was saying that she wasn’t that hot, but mick mcginn was saying how unbelievable she was. T hats all

NEW - what i think it means:

I was really pissed off when i girl i had been chatting to all night revealed she had complex feelings for someone else, and i for some reason though she said mick mcginn, and i was real upset cause hes a mate and a great guy, but it wasnt mick and i was happy, no other meaning i think, other than i might start dating super models from now on

fell asleep watching : it crowd

dreamt ;

PART 1 - I was at a recruitment convention for easy jet air stewards, but i didn’t want a job, although i had filled in the form i was simply there to see some old friends, that i didn’t really want to see but thought i should as for some reason this was happening near my house in crawley. I was there for ten minutes and this hot blond girl started chatting to me, she asked would i be her friend then kissed my cheek. Then i went and said hello to be friends, whom i have no earthly desire to see, then we all went back to our weird student halls type rooms.

PART 2 - Completely unrelated as far as i can tell i was 5th year of high school again, i was walking to my form class in the morning with my friend Gareth and i threw my school jumper in the bin and couldn’t get my short academy hair cut to look the way it does presently.

Very odd